{Guest Post} It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

We wrap up the Tales From The Tourists guest posts with one of my favorite writers. Lance is the only guy I’ve come across who can write FABULOUS women characters. I’m pretty sure it’s because he lives in a house full of them and has ready made research :) His Helene storyline rocks out the blogosphere regularly, each episode linked to an appropriate bit of musical inspiration.

Lance is also the creator of 100 Word Song. Each week a song is picked and you write a 100 word (not 99, not 101) story/scene/poem/whatever that was inspired by that song. It’s loads of fun so I hope you come check it out.

You can follow him on Twitter and be his fan on Facebook. And beware, cause his blog might be able to beat up your blog ;)

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1:11pm December 21, 2012 Tulum, Quintana Roo, Mexico

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Warm turquoise water from the Caribbean Sea bathed Jolene Lysander as she took a break from the Mexican heat wave. She bobbed like a wine cork in the surf, forcing her dirty blonde hair under the water. Jolene leaped out of the tide, slinging her wet, shoulder length hair from left to right. She yelled to her husband fifty-feet away,  stretched out on a yellow beach towel, checking his cell phone.
“Josh, come get in the water! They’ll call when it’s time to go inside!”
He ignored her and returned a text message. Emerging from the water, she struck several dramatic poses, showing her voluptuous body in her new white bikini. Her husband looked up from his phone and smiled.
“Sorry, baby. I was distracted.”
Jolene shook her head in disgust and grabbed her large breasts.
“Yeah, I wish it was because of these and not that damn phone.”
They laughed together and she leaned down to kiss him. The ground began to shake. Several rocks fell from the cliff next to them. A siren blared. The tremor lasted for twenty seconds. Josh and Jolene Lysander held each other tight. He whispered through her wet hair.
“That’s why, honey. That’s the third tremor in four hours. We need to meet our contact and get settled. It’s the only way to ensure we’ll survive.”
Jolene kissed him again. Josh touched his wife’s warm, round face pinkened by the sun and handed her his cell phone.
“Try to call your mom. I can’t get internet service right now, but when we left the hotel this morning, Atlanta was getting hit by tornadoes.”
Jolene suppressed her fear and pushed herself off of her husband. A lone tear crawled down her left cheek. He wiped it with his right thumb.
Josh sat up and began to put their belongings in the small suitcases they had brought to the beach. Josh’s eye line caught a grey iguana staring at them just a few feet away.
“Jolene, you’re the animal expert. Have you ever heard of a friendly, undomesticated iguana?”
She spun around to see the lizard taking three steps toward them. She answered.
“Nope. In the two hours we’ve been here, that little guy has been been walking around us like he’s our buddy. I think he knows something we should.”
Josh pulled a Foo Fighters t-shirt over his torso and Jolene dialed her mother. It went to voice mail.
“Momma, it Joly and Josh. We love you. If you can call us, please do.”
Jolene wiped away more tears and whimpered her question.
“How long will we be in that cave?”
Josh shook out the towels. Jolene pulled white bra and panties from her handbag and took off her bikini top.
“Jolene, it’s a temple, not a cave.”
He realized she was nude from the waist up, when she snapped her bra into place.
“Honey, this isn’t a nude beach!” Josh admired his wife’s carefree attitude.
“There’s nobody here, Josh. And it should be. I lost twenty-three pounds before we came on this vacation. Someone other than you should get a show. If we get through this I may go wait tables at the Cozumel Hooters. I haven’t looked this good since we got married.”
He smiled and reached out to help her lower the sundress over her shoulders. He kissed her again. Jolene remarked.
“Thanks, I really needed that. I’m scared, honey.”
He looked down at his phone and read a text, “come to the temple in ten minutes”.
Jolene knew his facial expressions. “It’s time, isn’t it? Well, let me call my mom again.”
Josh handed her his phone and she dialed Atlanta, Georgia. After multiple rings, it went to voicemail.
Josh looked down several times during their hike and noticed the gray iguana following them. They reached the large, centuries old stone Mayan temple. The entrance was huge, over one-hundred feet long. Dozens of gray and green iguanas lined the stone block walls. The cell phone began to ring. He let go of Jolene’s hand and answered his phone.
Jolene froze, watching him ask and answer questions during his call.
“Hey, Bonnie! We’re safe and about to be much more so. Are you still in the city? Well, that’s great. Aunt Willie’s place in South Georgia is much safer. Here, here’s Jolene.”
She took the phone and her voice cracked.
“Hey…momma. Momma, are you there? Shit! Hello?”
Jolene threw the phone at Josh and balled her fists. She sat down on a stone step, leading into the temple.
“The call dropped.”
Josh leaned down to try to comfort her when the ground shook. He turned and saw the Caribbean sea toss between the rock formations surrounding it. It was more than a tremor. Josh grabbed their belongings and yelled.
“We’ve got to go, now, Jolene!”
Bloggers note: This scene brought to you by REM’s It’s The End Of The World As We Know It. Well, obviously, could there be any better song?  :)

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{Guest Post} Paradise

When I decided to run some guest posts during my vacation I knew one person I had to ask was Tara. After all she lives in Florida and I’ve drooled over her beach shots. It would have been so cool if we could have met up but c’est la vie.

Tara is an amazing photographer, a brilliant poet (she writes lovely haikus) and an awesome writer. She always has such unique ways of taking a prompt that makes me SO jealous.

Check out Tara’s blog Thin Spiral Notebook, follow her on Twitter, and be sure to ooh and aww over her photos in her Flikr stream.

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After the dismal winter she had, thoughts of lounging on soft white beaches under a thawing sun while bathtub warm Gulf waters lapped ashore mere feet way were the only things that saved her sanity.

image by Tara

Waking to the silence of the hotel room, she stretched luxuriously. The green LCD numbers on the bedside clock told her she had slept for 10 straight hours. The first full night’s sleep she’d had in months. She stayed under the blankets for a few more minutes, enjoying the peace and quiet just a little bit longer.

She found the television remote in the night table drawer and started flipping through the channels until she found a local station. Soon a blonde woman, much too perky for that time of the morning, was standing in front of a oversized map of Florida, pointing to numbers that she could only dream of back in her dreary, cold hometown.

A short internal debate over whether to stay in bed, or check out the beach, was decided in favor of hot sand and cold drinks.

Rummaging through her suitcase, she found her black bathing suit and sunscreen. Wiggling her way into the spandex, she grabbed her huge, floppy hat, slipped on a pair of flip flops and a pair of RayBans, wrapped a towel from the hotel bathroom around her waist, and headed out of the room.

Slowly making her way to the tiki hut by the hotel pool, she ordered a cold drink with plenty of ice, charging it to her room.

The bartender, tanned from his job, dark hair, dark eyes, his shirt tight in all the right places, laughed at her accent, flirting with her. He made recommendations for local restaurants and attractions, then pointed her to the boardwalk entrance that led down to the beach. He told her the yellow flags flying meant the waves were a little rough that morning. If she sight of the shore, she would be fine wading out into the surf.

Showing her room card to the chaise attendant, he helped her set up a chair and umbrella where she had the best view of the Gulf.

The sun, not quite at its zenith, was hot on her skin, but the cool breeze off the water helped lessen its intensity. Relaxing into the canvas chair, she breathed in the salt and sea scents, letting the tension of the trip south flow out of her.

It was early in the season, so the beach was still mostly empty. A few families were there, little kids lathered in white lotion, making piles of sands or digging holes and filling it up with buckets of warm Gulf water. Squeals of delight filtered up to her when one young girl scooped up a little pink crab in her pail.

Lying back, she closed her eyes, trying to empty her whirling mind. Pulled back to reality by a cacophony of seagull caws, she gave up on napping and watched the circus of birds swooping over the beach, performing aerial acrobatics for scraps of french fries. Their antics made her smile, the first time since leaving the frozen north.

Reluctant to leave her spot on the beach, she headed back to her room, picking up a local paper in the lobby. If she was going to make a life in paradise, she was going to need a job.

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{Guest Post} Gathering Buttercups – Prologue

Kir is one of the sweetest people I have ever encountered while traveling the interwebz. I’m pretty sure it is all the cupcakes :) She loves the sappy romance and has crafted a real tear jerker with Kimmy & David and her latest Gathering Buttercups is shaping up to be a fabulous chick-lit tale of divorce, dating and friendship.

Follow her on Twitter, like her on Facebook, and be in awe of her ability to walk in crazy high heels!

Oh and if you haven’t already, go vote for her piece submitted as part of BlogHer’s Voices of the Year: Being Carried Voting closes April 30

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Prologue- 1994

 

The CUB pulsed with activity that was not typical for a Saturday morning.  Students normally sleeping off a very long, liquid Friday night needed to register for classes and make sure they were going to have the roommate of their choice for the fall semester. Grouchy and hung over they packed the Union Building.

Kate took in the long lines of students milling around. Amid the smell of old fryer grease and the super sweet aromas of a continental breakfast buffet was the mingling odor of young bodies that had used Polo instead of water to bathe.

She affixed her name tag to the space above an ample chest that pleasantly stretched the fabric of her Student Affairs polo shirt and moved toward one of the tables. Biting the inside of her lip she realized that the girl she needed to report to was already here and making quick work of a stack of brightly colored folders.

Shit! What was her name again?

“Good Morning…” Kate said as she reached the table and stole a quick peek at the girl’s nametag. “Charlotte.”

“Morning!” Charlotte chirped back.

Kate yawned and gathered her hair into a ponytail high on her head. She watched in amazement at how Charlotte’s organizational skills took on a life of their own. Her long graceful fingers sorted the folders by color and then arranged them alphabetically. Kate felt a swift pang of jealousy at the pretty slanting curve of the girl’s handwriting scrawled all over the yellow post it notes scattered upon the makeshift desk.

“Ready?” Charlotte’s voice yanked her back to reality. Kate yawned again and nodded.

“Ok, here’s some highlighters.” She instructed and handed Kate yellow, orange and green pens. “Green for freshman who will be sophomores, Orange for sophomores that will be juniors and yellow…”

“..for seniors.” Kate smiled, cutting her off.

“Right…” Charlotte shot back. “..Everyone gets a blue folder and once they have made their housing choices it goes in the Purple folder for their year level.” She paused and looked at her, “Got it?”

Kate met the hazel-eyed gaze of this girl she could tell was the exact the opposite of her: pure business, rational, and organized. In her Student Affairs polo she exuded a quiet but certain ‘no bullshit’ demeanor.

“Yep.” She said, even as she thought I will never have anything in common with this girl.

The hours flew by while Kate watched Charlotte take control of every situation, handle every underclassmen meltdown, attach sticky notes even as she spoke to professors and put out fires with a healthy mix of respect and envy.

But with every paper that was transferred into the purple folder and every student that walked away looking much more relieved than they had been when they approached their table, the more Charlotte’s wall of practicality cracked and soon she was making off color jokes, sharing gossip that made Kate gasp and being, dare she say it, fun.

When the last student had stuffed his spanking new schedule in his overcrowded backpack, Kate looked at Charlotte for instructions.

Instead Charlotte’s eyes twinkled “Let’s go get a drink at Orky’s.”

“What about all this?” Kate spread her arms out to encompass the table.

Charlotte quickly filled her arms with the mountain of folders, handing half to Kate.

“Let’s go!”

 

That day a friendship was born.

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{Guest Post} Heart’s Desire

I have been in awe of Cam’s writing since I first stumbled onto her work through Write On Edge. Her description of setting and use of details brings her characters alive! She’s had many wonderful stories to date (Sam & Will, Killing Frost, Val & Aubrey) but one of my favorites is The Physician & The Siren. Hasn’t been nearly enough of that story shared (hint hint).

She is also an inspiration to me because she’s self published some of her shorter fiction which is awesome. I have her latest, Parallel Jump, sitting on my Kindle (I might be reading it this very moment lounging in a deck chair poolside). You can read more from Cam at her blog Cameron Garriepy, follow her on Twitter, or check her out on Facebook.

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Benjamin swiped his arm across his face, smearing sweat and dust from his nose and upper lip. He ran grimy fingers through his thick, fair hair, pushing the damp strands off his forehead. He settled onto his knees and put his hand back on the crowbar he’d wedged between the wall and a heavy steel cabinet. Taking a deep breath of musty air and praying he didn’t slip from his perch, he leaned into the crowbar and shoved with his full weight.

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The cabinet came away from the wall with a metallic shriek. Ben put the crowbar down on the counter and reached up to grasp the frame. He felt it in his lower back when he used his two hundred-forty pound frame to leverage the cabinet’s fasteners out of the studs.

The bolts released with a protesting squeal and he heaved the cabinet off to one side. It hit the floor like a crack of thunder; the sound bounced and rolled up and down the empty corridors outside the room Ben was working in. One steel door banged open, followed by the sharp sound of shattering glass.

“Shit,” he cursed, hopping down from the counter to find out what he’d broken.

The Eastman building had been empty for nearly a decade before finally being slated for demolition. He’d taken the gig stripping the building for scrap metal to pay the bills between bigger jobs. It was dumb muscle-work, but a welcome break from framing additions for spoiled academics and shifty biotech hipsters. What he hadn’t anticipated was the vastness and the hulking damp darkness of an empty manufacturing building. He was alone in a hundred thousand square feet of abandoned labs, processing plants and offices. The old building seemed to breathe—heavy, labored sighs and groans, punctuated by the scrabble and shriek of the rodent population.

In the light thrown by his work lamp, hundreds of fine shards of glass glittered up from the shadows inside the cabinet. They lay amongst a fine powder, like chalk dust or talc, the color of violets, which smelled lightly floral, like the way his ex-wife’s hands used to smell after she gave the babies a bath. He sifted it between his fingertips, drawing them up to his nose and wrinkling his brow.

“Looking for me?” asked a provocatively female voice.

Ben nearly went over backwards, instead falling heavily on his hip and grazing his knuckles on the steel as he reached to steady himself. The woman who’d spoken leaned against the door jamb. She regarded him through her lashes, a smile playing around her glossy lips. A tumble of dark hair floated around her head, and he felt the sudden urge to trace the pronounced widow’s peak on her forehead.

“You’re bleeding,” she said, noticing the cut on his knuckles. She left the doorway and came to kneel next to him, offering him a spectacular view down her top as she lowered herself. “I never mean to hurt them,” She muttered to herself.

She took his hand and brought It to her mouth, closing those lips, soft and damp, over the wound. He felt the slight rasp of her tongue over his skin. She pulled his knuckles away from her mouth with a gentle sucking kiss and rocked back on her heels.

He could only stare.

“Oh, do people not do that anymore?” she asked, suddenly unsure. “It always takes me a day or two to catch up on social mores.”

“What?” Ben stammered.

“Social mores,” she repeated, “the characteristics and convention of a community.”

“I know that,” he snapped. “I mean you. What are you?”

“Usually people ask ‘Who are you?’” she remarked with a little pout.

Ben pushed himself up to standing. Regarding her from more equal footing, he saw that she was tall, easily five-ten to his six-two. Her feet were bare, her skirt snug to the knee with a fluted hem he associated with black and white movie starlets. The top he’d seen down was a soft cotton-jersey hoodie with a generous vee-neck. The outfit should have looked ridiculous.

“You’re not going to tell me,” Ben sighed. If there was anything he’d taken away from his time with Kat it was an understanding of contentious female behavior.

“You’ve been married,” she countered with a grin.

“I’m going outside for some fresh air,” he said. “If you still exist when I get back, I’ll start asking questions.”

He pushed past her and out into the corridor.

“You shouldn’t smoke!” she called after him.

He made his way to the stairwell and down to the exit, fumbling for the pack of Camels in his pocket. So much for quitting. The snick of the lighter and the crinkling of of the burning tobacco soothed him. The pleasure of the nicotine in his blood was secondary to the ritual of lighting and take a first lungful of smoke.

After three drags he crushed the cigarette under his work boot. He looked up the fourth floor of the building. He could just make out, about halfway down the stretch of windows, a face peering out through the soot and cobwebs which obscured the glass.

“Jesus,” he muttered, pulling open the heavy steel door. He stomped up the stairs and back down the hallway.

“I’m real, you know,” she said before even entered the room.

“Do you have a name?” he asked, pausing in the doorway.

“Sadie,” she replied, a little too quickly, as if she were trying to convince herself. “Sadie.”

“Short for Sarah?” he asked, a memory surfacing of a long-forgotten babysitter who’d called herself Sadie. She’s sung him lullabies from old Broadway shows.

If ever I would leave you,” Sadie sang, rising to her feet, “it wouldn’t be in summer—“

“What is that?” Ben snapped.

“Lerner and Leowe,” she replied, straightening her skirt. “Seeing you in summer, I never would go—“

“Stop.”

“Stop what?”

“Singing that song.”

“Sorry,” she apologized. “It just popped into my head. I didn’t even know I could sing.”

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Did you feel like I did at the end and scream MORE! Well, you are in luck because Cam posted more of this story here

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{Guest Post} The Strangest Thing of All

This story is brought to you by SAM. Her fiction haunt is My Write Side. I first encountered her chilling tales while participating in Write On Edge’s weekly Red Writing Hood. She is a master at horror. Check out Season of Change if you don’t believe me.

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The grass was growing tall again. It took its sweet time coming. The charred blades faded away; a pleasurable sight after the tragic events that occurred there one night. The house is no longer there, though. It was leveled out after the fire, and no one bothered to rebuild. No one was interested in buying the property either. Out-of-towners often drifted in, like tumbleweeds that blow across a Wild West ghost town, then returned to their fancy cars and high-tailed it out of town. It’s as if the land claimed its own, and the aura was not pleasant.

I reckoned that lot would stay empty forever. I was wrong. Somebody finally bought it. I didn’t even realize until the foundation showed up out of the blue one day. Next came wood supports, and shortly after, the frame of a house stood in the exact spot where the old house had been. It was uncanny really how much the new house looked like the old one. When it was finished, even the color of the aluminum siding was the same. The only difference was that the big bay window that had faced out to the street in the old house was now facing the back of the lot. There were hardly any windows in the front of the house at all. And that was strangest thing of all.

Moving day finally arrived. I saw two long U-Haul trucks drive through town. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched for as long as there was something to see, which wasn’t long, considering the town is so small, and the house was just down the first street to the right if you followed Main Street, which they did. (It was the easiest way to go, since South Street winded through the mountains, and half of it wasn’t paved. It was the only other way to get into town, so most people preferred Main Street). A small car followed the moving trucks, a tiny blip on the road compared to the trucks. I could see two heads in the car, but didn’t get a good look at its occupants. That would happen soon enough, I reckon.

The next couple of days it rained, non-stop, as if the sky were mourning some secret love affair gone awry. I hated that kind of rain. The humidity was oppressing, the droplets not even cool enough to give a nosy walker some relief. And nosy walker I was indeed. If you wanted to know anything about anybody in this town, I was the person to ask. Old Hattie Clay would suggest otherwise, but that old coot hasn’t left her rocker in nigh on seven years now. The only thing I didn’t know about was this house and its new occupants. I was hell bent on fixing that.

I ducked into the bakery for a moment, it being the nearest store to the house. It wouldn’t look right to show up without a welcoming gift. And since I didn’t know what kind of people they were, I decided on a fresh loaf of Mrs. Sessom’s sweet bread. I never met nobody that didn’t like sweet bread. Armed with my gift, I went back to walking, clearing the distance between the store and the house quicker than I thought to.

I saw the silver compact in the dusty driveway. It made me smile realizing they hadn’t paved it yet.  I reckoned it was a stroke of bad luck or something since no one’s ever been able to pave that land yet. I moved on to the small stones that lead around the house. There was no door on the front side of the house, either, which made it even stranger. What kind of people don’t have a front door? Anyways, I moseyed on around to the backside of the house and got a pleasant surprise. There they’d started a garden. There was rose bushes planted on each side of the doorstep with roses so red you’d think someone bled to death on them. I stepped on the stoop, ready to knock when a cold wind went right through me. It was as if I had no jacket at all, but I knew I did. I made sure to put one on as I went out my door earlier. The icy air had me at a standstill with the supper I ate before walking churning in my gut and threatening to relocate itself on top of one of those rosebushes. I was about to turn tail and run when the door opened. The most gorgeous woman I ever did lay eyes on stood in the doorway, her long black hair flowing like a silk gown around her perfectly tanned skin.

“Yes? Can I help you?” she said. I almost didn’t catch it, she spoke so soft. Her voice had a musical quality to it.

“Hiya. My name’s Ebenezer Cooper, but you can call me Coop. Most everyone else does.” I extended my hand in greeting, but she didn’t accept it. “I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood, and leave a little offering of neighborly good will.” Her face lit up at the mention of an offering, and this time when I held the bread out, she took my hand.

“It was nice of you to stop by like this. Thank you.” She didn’t remove the bread from my grip, but she didn’t release my hand either. Instead, she tugged lightly on it, leading me inside the house. I followed, of course, my curiosity getting the better of me. I never did see inside the old house either. I got the distinct feeling that these were neighbors who would keep to themselves. I will admit it rattled my old bones a little. I was disappointed that there wasn’t much to see in the dim light. There was no furniture, but the windows were covered tight with thick curtains. The air had an antiseptic smell about it, like the kind you smell when you get in a new car. I felt the hair rise up on the back of my neck, but told myself it was silly. I was a grown man. I had no reason to let those old horror movies of my youth get me all scared and riled up. The woman moved to open a curtain a little wider, letting more light shine into the room.

“Please pardon the dust. We are still moving in and unpacking. I did not expect visitors so soon.” This time she came closer, holding her own hand out in greeting. “I am Yvette. Welcome to my little home.” She bowed in a grand sweeping gesture I didn’t know what make of. Now that she’d let some light in, she moved behind me and closed the door. I could see around the room better now. There were famous paintings from all over the world hung neatly on each gold wall as if this was an art museum. Most were of dangerous animals in their natural habitat—a lion on the African Safari here, a Great White in Caribbean blue there. This couple had more money than I thought they would. In fact, they were downright rich compared to the rest of the townsfolk just by owning one of these paintings alone. I suppose my surprise didn’t go unnoticed because Yvette smiled and drew my attention to one piece. It was of a white tiger resting just outside a jungle.

“You like this?” She asked me. I nodded. I always did have a tender spot for cats, even wild ones like this. “Come closer. Tell me if you can see the color of the tiger’s eyes.” I obliged, standing so close I could almost touch it with my nose. I stared deep into the cerulean blue of the tiger’s eyes. The tiger’s face seemed to grow larger the longer I looked at it and I stepped back. Yvette stood right behind me, blocking any further retreat. “Can you see the hunter in his soul, Ebenezer? All he needs is prey.”

I realized at that moment I was trapped. The tiger’s face had indeed gotten larger. The room around me had shrunk, the dim lighting changing from the dull gray of dusk to the soft green of the jungle. I heard a roar so realistic, if I weren’t standing on the carpet still, I would have believed it was real.

Open your eyes. Her voice was a whisper and distant. I realized my eyes were in fact shut. I opened them slowly and screamed.

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Every now and again, I hear someone stepping on the porch. I can feel the vibration of their feet landing on the stoop through the walls. I’ve come to hate the sound of their voices, knowing it will only make the tiger restless. I’ve come to hate the smell of the fresh sweet bread they always bring with them. I’ve come to hate the helplessness that overcomes me. If I leave my spot in this tree or yell out in warning, the tiger will find me. I stare helplessly between the fronds of my palm tree as they too succumb to the woman’s enchantment and disappearing in a painting of their own.

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